First off, I know I’ve been shirking my
duties this season. I apologize.
And second-of-ly,
although I am four (four?!) episodes behind, this recap will only cover the
last two.
So let’s get to it. Bear with me, this
is a long one. Also, I did not proofread this.
These past few episodes have basically been a
series of scenes of Nick crying. Below is an incomplete list of things
that made Nick cry in the last two episodes:
1.
He
sent Danielle L. home, triggering a crisis of conscience in which he just
didn’t know if he could go on doing this (spoiler alert: he could).
2.
He
talked to Kristina.
3.
He
sent Danielle M. home. I am personally shook over his hatred of women
named Danielle. Don’t worry, Nick. I hate you, too.
4.
He
sent Kristina home.
5.
He
gave out roses to the four remaining women.
I’m
sure there are more, but the crying became so common it was no longer notable
at some point.
